If you claim you don¡¯t watch too many Bollywood movies, we believe you. I mean there¡¯s no way of checking, is there? But do you enjoy Bollywood as much as the next person ¨C we think you do! There are only two kinds of desi people in this world. Those who watch and love Bollywood movies and those who are sly or closeted Bollywood lovers!
If your bachpan was anything like ours, you too must have grown up on your fair share of blaring music and overly emotional dialogues. Trust us, that¡¯s where the foundation is laid! Still not convinced? See the signs and check for yourself... *insert dhak dhak sound here*
1. You don¡¯t actively participate when your friends are having discussions about Bollywood...
...but you secretly Google stuff later!
2. You may not follow celebs on social media
...but that doesn¡¯t mean you¡¯re not up to date with who¡¯s dating whom!
3. You don¡¯t really listen to Bollywood music
...but after a few drinks, you tend to belt out songs like you are Arijit Singh, no less!
4. Your idea of a lazy weekend usually involves Netflix
...no one needs to know that once in a while it involves Sony Max too, right?
5. You have at least once in your life ended an argument like Amitabh Bachchan from Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
...keh diya naa, bas keh diya
6. You have also refused a plan at some point in your life by channeling your inner Poo aka Bebo...
...tell me how it wasssss
7. Speaking of, you hate to admit it but you know exactly who Bebo and Lolo are
...we caught you there, didn¡¯t we?!
8. You have in the confines of your own home spent enough time admiring Taimur to be called a fan!
...what¡¯s that you say? Babies don¡¯t count?!
9. Every family function has you doing 'Dhina Dhin Dha' on the dance floor at some point...
...you can¡¯t always blame the daaru!
10. You hate it when there¡¯s a Karan and an Arjun in the crowd you¡¯re hanging with...
...because you have to bite your tongue from making a Rakhi reference!?
11. And, of course, if Simran is leaving the room, you want to give your blessings
...jaa Simran jaa, jee le apni zindagi
12. You can¡¯t help but call someone a wannabe Hrithik when they are showing off on the dance floor, a wannabe Salman when they are shirtless, or a wannabe Shahrukh when their name is Rahul
...naam toh suna hoga?
13. Your mind has wandered in the past as to how could someone ever cheat on Deepika?
...what were they thinking?!
14. You can¡¯t help but pick up silly things and say them to your friends in conversations...
...are you the mantal, my bwoy?
15. You feel tiny little sensations when you see Priyanka Chopra at the Oscars or killing it on an international TV show
...yup, that feeling my friend is¡pride!