This Website Anonymously Sends Actual Elephant & Gorilla Poop To People You Don’t Like

What if we told you that you could send actual elephant, gorilla, cow poop (or an assortment of the three) to all the people you don’t like? No, seriously. Poopsenders.com is a website that will actually do that for you and keep your identity anonymous. That means you could send a bag full of stinky gorilla poop to your ex and they would never know what hit them.

Their website says, ‘We will ship your friend, or enemy, a healthy heap of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages that anyone has ever seen. We will NOT let them know who sent it!’.

This will be accompanied by a business card that looks like this:

Poop senders

Poop senders

Here are the types of poop you can choose from:

Poop sender

If you cannot decide which one you want to send, you can also go for the combo pack.

Their website also has some ideas on who you can (or should) send poop to.

Poop senders

And going by the reviews on their website, these guys are damn good at what they do.

Poop senders

This is genius, you guys. GENIUS!? ? ? ? ? ? ?