35 Funny Tweets From Introverts Who Are Done Dealing With The World

Hey,

Is this your face when you're forced into a conversation and realise there's no way you're escaping it?

Congratulations! You're in the neighbourhood called 'Introverts.' No one talks to anyone here; people stay locked up in their rooms with zero sunshine and zero other people; phone calls give us anxiety attacks and a warm bed and cool Netflix is our Friday night party.

We rounded up some tweets from introverts here so you know you're NOT the only one. There's no other way you'd have known that anyway because that takes opening up to other people.

Do you have it as bad as these people? No point waiting for an answer to that one.

#1

A post that gets me... #introvert pic.twitter.com/XsQUx08obM

¡ª bria nichole ? (@_ImStillPretty) March 22, 2018

#2

"Everyone, pick a partner." Me: pic.twitter.com/Fj4w23ylx0

¡ª Introvert Problems (@introvertprobzz) September 9, 2017

#3

People who cancel our plans before I get up the courage to cancel them myself are my kind of people.

¡ª Danielle and Farrah (@effinghandbook) February 20, 2018

#4

Them: are...you...ok???
Me: Yeah, sorry, just thinking about stuff...#INFJ #INFJproblems #introvert #introvertproblems pic.twitter.com/d5T79eFgpn

¡ª Samantha Carter (@TheSamiCarter) March 25, 2018

#5

Please ask. :) #introvert pic.twitter.com/RkIxKiE6QF

¡ª Michaela Chung (@MichaelaChung1) March 25, 2018

#6

Yup. I'm always awkward haha!#introvert #introvertproblems pic.twitter.com/VsIWErjw2w

¡ª Introvert Nation (@HeyIntrovert) March 24, 2018

#7

When you think you can handle the party, but then you get there...#introvert pic.twitter.com/ZnuXWNk4td

¡ª Introvert Problems (@introvertprobzz) March 11, 2018

#8

The best things in life are free... from people.

¡ª Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 18, 2018

#9

1.5 hours of socializing this morning = still recovering 1.5 hours later #introvertproblems

¡ª Jenn Granneman (@JennGranneman) March 19, 2018

#10

Me and phone calls¡­
This comic is from my new book ¡®Quiet Girl in a Noisy World¡¯: https://t.co/OeNAnhakVM
#introvert #anxiety pic.twitter.com/34Q7pEfejM

¡ª Debbie Tung (@WheresMyBubble) January 31, 2018

#11

Why am I so tired? It was only a 6 hour drive. ?
Oh right, there were 4 other people in the vehicle.
I¡¯m literally shaking. ??#INFJ #introvert #introvertproblems

¡ª Matt Hall ? (@bigpapajava) March 25, 2018

#12

Okay, only SOME extroverts ?#introvert #introvertlife #introvertproblems pic.twitter.com/W9AK5xq1vx

¡ª Introvert, Dear (@IntrovertDear) March 17, 2018

#13

Me opening up to someone... #INFJ #INFJproblems #Introvert #Introvertproblems pic.twitter.com/ySnlhDLAky

¡ª Samantha Carter (@TheSamiCarter) March 26, 2018

#14

Actually, I think I'll wait lol. #introvert #funny pic.twitter.com/XxXclVOlG0

¡ª Michaela Chung (@MichaelaChung1) March 26, 2018

#15

The #introvert car pic.twitter.com/JLQEFODrgb

¡ª Brian Interline (@BrianInterline) March 20, 2018

#16

Getting out makes me wanna go home and read in my bed ? #introvert pic.twitter.com/fSG0iCFBNn

¡ª Severinus (@Olesen_TheMan) March 17, 2018

#17

House selling & shopping has been awful for this #introvert, but I close on both houses on Monday! pic.twitter.com/udSGBA0o8X

¡ª Marzi (@IntrovertDoodle) March 13, 2018

#18

I stay up late because after 10PM is the only time of day that no one expects me to do anything for them.

¡ª Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 26, 2018

#19

Is this textable? #introverts #IntrovertLife pic.twitter.com/99w4BFKNOF

¡ª The Strong Introvert (@proudsolitude) March 28, 2018

#20

2 introvert walked into the bar. nobody startled a conversation. both had a lovely evening. #introvert #me #introvertlife #introvertproblems

¡ª pup (@KhairZi) March 28, 2018

#21

Haha! #introvert #introvertproblems #introvertlife pic.twitter.com/0frVyZN8pY

¡ª Introvert Nation (@HeyIntrovert) March 28, 2018

#22

#Introvert #Loner pic.twitter.com/mtgPemP91k

¡ª Introvert+Loner (@introvert_loner) March 28, 2018

#23

I have to wait until the coast is clear.
My book, Quiet Girl in a Noisy World, is out now: https://t.co/OeNAnhakVM#comics #introvert pic.twitter.com/urypk0RgU2

¡ª Debbie Tung (@WheresMyBubble) February 26, 2018

#24

Millennials were told not to talk to strangers as children, and as a result, we don¡¯t.

¡ª Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 22, 2018

#25

I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was two hours ago. I was younger then, and full of hope.

¡ª Marly (@VerbsRProudest) October 3, 2014

#26

You call this an awkward silence, but I assure you, this silence is less awkward than anything I might say.

¡ª Goats? (@Gooooats) August 18, 2016

#27

I see that you unfollowed me on Instagram; was it something I ate?

¡ª Karen D. Lioness (@DeadLioness) February 3, 2015

#28

If I ever had my own city, I would have a sign on the way out saying "thanks for leaving!" #introvert

¡ª G. A. Cleveland (@ga_cleveland) March 27, 2018

#29

I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.

¡ª Northern Lights ? (@PinkCamoTO) March 19, 2014

#30

Imagine being bitten by a radioactive mason and now your wrists shoot out brick and mortar and the walls you put up aren¡¯t just metaphorical.

¡ª Boog (@BoogTweets) March 24, 2018

#31

[wedding night]
NEW WIFE: So what do we do now?
ME: Slowly die together I guess.

¡ª RM (@dorsalstream) March 13, 2018

#32

when you finally agree to make plans with your friends but then they bring extra people #confessionsofanintrovert pic.twitter.com/MDNSJk0abZ

— #1 kim hater (@apunkgrl) August 21, 2016

#33

#GrowingUpShy when you finally say something and everyone's like "omg she talks" pic.twitter.com/P2G6WVSxEh

— njh (@funfestniall) July 20, 2015

#34

Socially anxious people often have good senses of humour because the best way to exit a conversation is to walk away during laughter.

— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) March 22, 2018

#35

I hate people generally, but I like people individually. #introvert

— Tray (@T_flyyy20) March 28, 2018