Just 33 Random Valentine's Day Thoughts That Are Funny As Hell. Because You Will Need It

Valentine's Day 2018 doesn't have to be a miserable event. With people marrying trees and even themselves, we're slowly realising that no matter what your status in the relationship spectrum, every minute is worth celebrating.

In keeping with that sentiment, we've compiled here some of the funniest shit ever said that made its way to the Internet. There's stuff here you'll relate to or not at all, laugh at or mock but one thing that's guaranteed is a good ol' laugh.

1. Chin up, because...

Stranger Things valentines are available at mlinehamart.com. #valentinesday #demogorgon #strangerthings ----------------------------------------- I'll be reposting my favorite valentines up until the 14th. Please feel free to repost and make sure to tag me @mlinehamart !

A post shared by Matthew Lineham (@mlinehamart) on Jan 22, 2018 at 5:36am PST

2. #Fact

Agree? ?#single #singleasapringle #tooinlove #instalike #instadaily #igers #instagood #truethat #truestory #funny #memes #loveelanic #vday #valentinesday https://t.co/IB1N5bQy4U pic.twitter.com/3H0TaeJOST

¡ª Elanic (@ElanicIndia) February 1, 2018

3. A pizza truth

Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
*pizza guy
**pizza that I paid for

¡ª Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 14, 2015

4. Think about it

you don't have to be sad about being alone on Valentine's Day if you remember you're alone all the other days too pic.twitter.com/UyEPe7lI5Q

¡ª d? (@youngoddesss) February 5, 2017

5. Meanwhile in India

#memes #meme #memesdaily #dankmemes #funnymemes #funny #laughter #laugh #lmao #lol #hilarious #humor #humour #desimemes #sarcasm #sarcasticquotes #sarcasticmemes #memestar #ValentinesDay #bajrangdal pic.twitter.com/NBRpwxctvP

¡ª beingyk_ (@beingyk_) January 21, 2018

6. The sweetest proposal

Killer Klowns from Outer Space Valentine. ------------------------------------ 80's horror Inspired Valentines on sale early next week! These will include 9 different tear-away designs so that you can share them with your loved ones, friends and coworkers. Each order will include 3 sheets of the 9 horror designs so you get 27 valentines total. Keep checking back to see the other designs! #horror #horrormovies #horrormovie #mlinehamart #80sHorror #valentines #valentinesday #killerclownsfromouterspace #killerklownsfromouterspace

A post shared by Matthew Lineham (@mlinehamart) on Jan 16, 2016 at 7:49pm PST

7. Makes sense. Switches to single

memeblender

8. Okay

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

¡ª pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 27, 2016

9. Aww, stahp!

Freddy Krueger Valentine. ------------------------------------ 80's horror Inspired Valentines on sale early next week! These will include 9 different tear-away designs so that you can share them with your loved ones, friends and coworkers. Each order will include 3 sheets of the 9 horror designs so you get 27 valentines total. Keep checking back to see the other designs! #horror #horrormovies #horrormovie #mlinehamart #80sHorror #valentines #valentine #valentinesday #freddykrueger #anightmareonelmstreet #wescraven

A post shared by Matthew Lineham (@mlinehamart) on Jan 16, 2016 at 6:27am PST

10. Oh, snap!

#Lmfao ?????? #funnyaf #funnypics #meme #twitter #funnyshit #twitterpost #imdead #lmfaooo #lmao #lol #snapchat #valentine #valentinesmeme #valentinesday #funny #funnyquotes #funnypost #teamsingle #weak #teamsnapchat #funnypictures #funnyposts

A post shared by Denise ? (@denise_2k) on Feb 14, 2016 at 6:15pm PST

11. Some next level shit right here

"Do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/NDJ1jgeaFK

¡ª Amber Noles (@amberelisenoles) February 2, 2016

12. Best V-Day card ever

13. #Awkward

Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January

¡ª Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 14, 2015

14. #RelationshipGoals

Valentine's Day is coming. #comicstrip #comic #webcomic #webcomics #funny #humor #ValentinesDay #love #RelationshipGoals #relationships #relatable pic.twitter.com/46HbGHwlhm

¡ª James A. Roberson (@jarhumor) January 9, 2018

15. Good idea

probably not gonna go on Instagram on Valentine's Day

¡ª tay (@Taylor_bk3) February 10, 2016

16. Hell yeah!

Graph-jam

17. This

valentines day is coming up ? #strangerthings #valentine #funnyvalentine #eleven

A post shared by Nicole Shewchuk (@nicolechuck) on Jan 31, 2018 at 4:16pm PST

18. Yup, yup.

I'm accepting gifts, cuddles, kisses for that special day!! ????

A post shared by ???Josie F? ?? (@josie_born2motivate) on Jan 31, 2018 at 9:58am PST

19. Yes, always

If you're single on Valentine's Day you're allowed to have two dinners right?

¡ª mitchell davis (@mmitchelldaviss) February 6, 2016

20. The eternal hell fire of love

#valentines #valentinesday #card #love #holiday #couples #couplegoals #lake #lakeozark #lakeoftheozarks #osage #osagebeach #funnymemes #funnyvalentine #sexy #presents #nerd #book #books #moviegeek #movies #relationshipgoals #relationship

A post shared by Chop Snowbeard (@chopdrifter) on Jan 22, 2018 at 8:30am PST

21. The feels from this one

me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts pic.twitter.com/eZ4WxMEWzj

¡ª Lisa Simpson (@tbhIisa) February 3, 2017

22. The Mario to your princess

Bom dia e Feliz Dia dos Namorados ! ??#diadosnamorados #valentinesday #bomdia #fun #funny #supermario #mariobros #gamer #games #nerd #geek pic.twitter.com/TQ8FvaRMiP

¡ª Toalha Nerd (@toalhanerdloja) June 12, 2017

23. When any other way of showing your love isn't enough

Sent any good bricks lately? Make someone's day :) https://t.co/JbFQBKIOvX #valentine #valentinesday #funny #lol #funkydelivery #gift pic.twitter.com/o65kEO5rGb

¡ª FunkyDelivery (@FunkyDelivery) February 15, 2017

24. Meanwhile some of us are like

25. This is also a good day to let someone know you're NOT into them

Haha at least I get a cookie! #valentinesday #valentine #funny #dating #relationships #vda¡­ https://t.co/FIxIW3u2as pic.twitter.com/gfpw1XM7K3

¡ª Kelly Rossi (@MissRossi) February 15, 2017

26. Perspective, in case you were looking for some

#ValentinesDay #funny #astrology #scorpio pic.twitter.com/75l665daio

¡ª BlairB33 (@BlairBtoro) February 14, 2017

27. How committed guys look

Committed guys on Valentines Day. ??? pic.twitter.com/V1NYRNKRv2

¡ª Smoking Skills (@SmokingSkills_) January 29, 2016

28. When she doesn't reply versus and when she does

*On valentine's day*
He: Hi
*On Rakshabandhan*
She: hey, sorry was sleeping.

¡ª ??.??. (@itsdhruvism) February 14, 2016

29. Bajrang dal boys be like...

Bajrang dal boys on valentines day be like. pic.twitter.com/Xe1QGeYshw

¡ª Funny Deol (@Funny_Deol) February 2, 2017

30. Garnish the day with a little aggression

Roses are dumb, violets are stupid, you can buy me all the frozen yogurt you want, but I¡¯ll never call you dad. Stop dating my mom, Jerry.

¡ª R?b Fee (@robfee) February 14, 2015

31. Some shit you just need to spell out

Women: THIS! #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/kpt2PoDwuH #Funny #Humor #Joke

¡ª DumbFunnyRiot (@DumbFunnyRiot) February 14, 2017

32. A modern love story

#ValentinesDay #funny pic.twitter.com/J6iG0xV40e

¡ª Stacey Lucas (@Stacey_JL) February 14, 2017

33. Sad guy Luke

Bad Luck Luke! #starwars #rogueone #starwarsrogueone #valentinesday #lukeskywalker #funny #lol #lmao #meme #starwa¡­ pic.twitter.com/f0DAuDG408

¡ª Greek Star Wars Geek (@grstarwarsgeek) February 14, 2017

What's the funniest thing you've read about Valentine's Day? Let us know in the comments section below.