15 Painfully Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Describe Your Period
Every woman goes through this cycle every month and no points for guessing it is the most dreadful time. Period cramps make everything automatically irritating and on top of that we are expected to go about our normal life like nothings wrong.
"Uterus wants baby. You don't want baby. Uterus wants revenge."
Every woman goes through this cycle every month and no points for guessing, it is the most dreadful time. Period cramps make everything automatically irritating and on top of that, we are expected to go about our normal life like nothing's wrong. Being a woman is tough. Sigh.
Here are some tweets that all the ladies out there will relate to.
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periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
¡ª She's Typical Girl (@TypicalShesGirl) February 7, 2019
2
When the whole squad is on their period. #StarWars #PeriodJokes #TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/x5tZppQz2W
¡ª Sarah Cook (@CookieNScreen) April 14, 2017
3
It¡¯s all fun and games until you sneeze while you¡¯re on your period. pic.twitter.com/rH9jas5gRY
¡ª Ruby (@Rubeeeezy) January 28, 2020
4
Hindi English is confusing.
¡ª Imaan Sheikh ? (@sheikhimaan) October 19, 2016
Thought a guy was making a period joke when he said "Ja ke pad le" but he was just asking some girl to go study.
5
#GrowingUpAGirl
¡ª tara (@goldenrosethre1) January 7, 2019
Me: Can I go bathroom ?
Teacher: sure
Teacher: Why are u taking your bag ? pic.twitter.com/ZdlTSVXKdq
6
That poor person #period #periodfunny #girlproblems pic.twitter.com/ewHpBHMyF0
¡ª Alexis Hurley (@XxLavellanxX) November 8, 2017
7
You know when your period cramps is hurting you in extreme pain, you googled dis pic.twitter.com/3Xsilj5J52
¡ª shafira (@sour_grapefruit) January 26, 2020
8
Current mood: hungry and feral with period cramps. pic.twitter.com/qvaEChC8Zn
¡ª ??????? ???? || ? #RWBY7 SPOILERS (@BloodRaven55) January 22, 2020
9
#Growingupagirl
¡ª Girlissues (@_gurlissues) August 23, 2019
Period: Are you having a good day?
Me: Yeah
Period: Let me turn it around for you
10
Period cramps hit me rn?? pic.twitter.com/8Tnw2ZaWxK
¡ª ale (@ngalongmuluu) January 28, 2020
11
The fact that women have to go to work when they¡¯re on their period is a joke. You have to focus on work as if your uterus is not plotting your demise
¡ª Aisha (@_Aisha24) September 11, 2018
12
Women: I have my period and it fucking hurts I¡¯m so tired and want chocolate
¡ª ?¦Á¦Ô§ñ¦Á ? (@lauralaxla) May 1, 2019
Men: Isn¡¯t that when you¡¯re extra horny?
Women: pic.twitter.com/ABuLt9cmMR
13
me: why am i so mad & horny rn
¡ª momser (@laissezferre) May 12, 2018
me: also why do i look like i gained 100 more pounds in the past 2 days
me: also why haven¡¯t i eaten anything besides chocolate in 2 days
me: also why do my boobs hurt so so much
me: also¡ª
my period: [occurs suddenly]
me:
me:
me: ohhhh
14
~in movies~
¡ª cheese girl (@damnokbecky) March 12, 2018
girl: i¡¯m on my period
boy: i¡¯m so sorry you must be in so much pain *buys tampons, chocolate, movies, makes playlist*
~IRL~
me: i feel kinda bloated
boy: EW BECKY EW WTF TOO MUCH INFO THATS SO GROSS UR NASTY I BET BLUE BALLS HURTS WORSE GET OVER IT
15
me when im on my period but no period pain https://t.co/sabN09zPb2
¡ª sayang (@aliagrande_) January 29, 2020
'Bloody' periods!
