15 Savage Tweets That Capture The Reality Of Being Single In 2020
singletons go to Twitter to tell people how we feel. Theres nothing better than finding humor in a potentially dark week or day. These tweets will make you happy about being single.
Where do single people go to embrace their solitude and feel super good about being alone?
Twitter.
And especially now since Valentine's Day is around the corner. While the rest of the world bleeds on our Instagram feed with adorable, in-love photos, we - singletons - go to Twitter to tell people how we feel. Because really, all you need to express your rage is 280 characters and a handful of other single people. There's nothing better than finding humor in a potentially dark week or day, that's why below you will find some of the best tweets that will make you happy about being single.
#1
Imagine you fall in love with someone and they love you back.
¡ª thatsdatingnow (@thatsdatingnow) May 24, 2019
LOL
#2
There¡¯s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.
¡ª em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018
#3
Who are we?
¡ª Maggie Sage Hunter (@swaggie_hunter) July 23, 2018
SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS
What do we want?
FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES
#4
"why are u single?"
¡ª al:))))) (@alfuckuhard) February 4, 2018
me: tbh I just wanna finish school first and I have so much goals still
actually me: oh becAUSE NO ONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME IM SO FUCKING UGLY IMA BE SINGLE FOREVER HAHAH FUCKKKKKK
#5
me realizing i have a crush on someone pic.twitter.com/dPuNUnIm6g
¡ª Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) March 9, 2017
#6
Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going it¡¯s probably not worth it
¡ª Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) April 20, 2018
#7
Me : why is everyone together & I¡¯m single
¡ª filiberto (@filibertohx_) November 18, 2018
Also me : declines every date, takes 3-5 business days to reply & never smiles
#8
Valentine's Day plan:
¡ª pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
#9
anxiety got me approaching relationships like pic.twitter.com/DOXG9qB8us
¡ª Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 12, 2016
#10
Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?
¡ª Adam Rippon (@Adaripp) March 18, 2018
#11
can my fake mans stop posting photos with his girlfriend
¡ª siena mirabella (@sienaxmirabella) January 1, 2018
#12
so if i spend my time eating cheese, watching Netflix, n having orgasms alone, i'm 'depressed', but if someone else is there i'm 'in love' ?
¡ª Babs Gray (@BabsGray) March 28, 2014
#13
[me as a DJ]
¡ª Jebby (@Jennuflect) September 18, 2015
Where my single ladies at?
*drunk responses*
This one's for you
*turns off music, serious tone*
This is a bad place to meet men
#14
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
¡ª Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
#15
Single at 23: ¡°I have to go out and meet someone!¡±
¡ª Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) September 1, 2018
Single at 29: ¡°If it¡¯s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.¡±
See you in the discounted candy aisle, later this week!
