21 Funny Reactions To All Things Food Related

Hey, you. Is your first thought in the morning about food? Is your entire existence resting on the premise that your life is nothing without food? Does food make your world go round? Like, you don't need an occasion to let food make you feel just a little bit better. Julia Child rightly said 'People who love to eat are always the best people.' And you're working everyday to prove that.

Here are 21 signs that you're a foodie who experiences a whole range of emotions when it comes to food:

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1. Someone takes a bite out of your plate and that to you is plenty of invitation to knock their head off their body

2. Sharing food is not something you'll ever consider. Ever. It's just not for you

3. It's no secret that you love food more than you love people

4. Like, life can feel pretty stressful when you have to people-deal without food

5. Because you KNOW food is an emotion

6. Like, what's even the point of a get-together if there's no food

7. I mean, we laugh in the face of finger food and other non-food food pretending to be snacks

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8. Like, get me a real meal

9. And, God forbid, the waiter serving you food should linger longer than 2 seconds

10. Side note: does this scene from Jurassic Park piss you off, too? Why couldn't she eat the jelly before she quit the jelly? (What dinosaur?)

11. Does a simple dry toast send your brain waltzing off and you find yourself hardcore wondering if this really is a simulation?

12. You're so deeply invested in food you feel food deserves its own country, currency and authority

13. You seriously have no issues with men buying you food instead of drinks at the bar

14. Like any time during the day is food o'clock

15. You know this to be a fact: the root cause of all your problems is the lack of food

16. Likewise, you believe the answer to all of life's problem is good food

17. And you hate it when the one person in the group on food duty forgets to order

18. Tbh, the only real relationship you've had up to this point in your life has been with food. #NoRegrets

19. You talk about food and people think you're being funny for some reason

20. Oh, and your butthole is the most overworked, sorry SOB organ in your body thanks to, you guessed it, food

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