ISIS and Taliban Have Announced Jihad...On Each Other. We Wish Them Both The Best Of Luck!

The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) chief Abu Bakar al-Baghdadi has called the Taliban supreme leader Mullah Mohammad Omar a fool and an illiterate warlord, according to Liveleak. This is apparently part of the ISIS vs Taliban Jihad announcement.

ISIS also claim that they have racked up much more street cred in the last 2 years than Taliban had in the past decade; which is kind of true. ISIS are the new kids on the beheading block - younger, edgier with their own Twitter handles and everything.

And the ISIS HR guys had been poaching Taliban fighters by the hundreds in Pakistan, according to Pakistani intelligence. Nabi Jan Mullahkhil, police chief of a province in Afghanistan told a local radio channel that he'd seen documents revealing that both the groups had announced Jihad - the holy war - against each other.

And guess what they're fighting over?

Women? Nope. Drugs? Possibly. The war is going to happen in Helmand province, which is Taliban central and Afghanistan's largest opium producer. There must be at least some CIA guys cracking open a bottle of champagne at headquarters. Michael Bay is already getting his new Transformers reboot ready.

Other people who are sharing our excitement

#ISIS and #Taliban Announced #Jihad Against Each Other http://t.co/ZwOBWvSlM7 #ATS get your tickets before sold-out pic.twitter.com/NQEy6VYkh7

¡ª AboveTopSecret (@AboveTopSecret) April 21, 2015

Apparently ISIS and the Taliban announced Jihad against each other. I say we let them bomb it out and then winner takes on US air drones.

¡ª Cesus (@1Penny4Thought) April 21, 2015

I'm guessing the reason that the Taliban declared a jihad against ISIS is because ISIS stole some of their goats

¡ª Ty Carriere (@ty_carriere) April 20, 2015

So the #Taliban have declared Jihad on #ISIS. When the Taliban are telling you you're too extreme, take a look at yourselves!

¡ª Russell Clarke (@Ruvio) April 20, 2015