Holy Crap That Boring Company Flamethrower From Elon Musk Is Real!

Last week it came to light that Elon Musk¡¯s Boring Company is branching out of the hat business and into something a little more hands-on. Now, the nutjob himself has kinda confirmed it with his Instagram.

Don¡¯t do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don¡¯t buy one. Unless you like fun.

A post shared by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Jan 27, 2018 at 5:29pm PST

Here¡¯s Elon Musk, running at a camera with his portable flamethrower blazing ahead. The Boring Company flamethrower will set you back $500 plus shipping and tax (approximately Rs 32,000). Why? Because it¡¯ll be fun, why else?

Just make sure you¡¯re adequately protected, maybe with Boring Company¡¯s branded fire extinguisher for $30, also sold from the same page. After all, as the description reads, ¡°You can definitely buy one for less elsewhere, but this one comes with a cool sticker and the button is conveniently riiight above.¡±

And as a last note of caution, do pay attention to the warning on the flamethrower product page. This ¡°May be used on Boring Company decorative lacquered hay bales or Boring Company dockside munitions warehouses.¡±

And don¡¯t point it at people unless you want to clean up the mess they leave when they poop their pants.