Mark Zuckerberg Looked More Robot Than Human At Facebook's 1st US Senate Hearing Earlier Today
Zuckerberg couldn¡¯t make it. Instead, Facebook sent it¡¯s latest prototype, a high-functioning android replacement for the Zuck, though it ended up looking a little ¡°artificial".
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg took the stand early this morning to testify before a US senate committee.
The hearing was to interview Zuckerberg on the company¡¯s role in the Cambridge Analytica data privacy scandal, as well as what it¡¯s doing to prevent such instances in the future.
Images courtesy: Reuters
Unfortunately, there's a good chance that Mark Zuckerberg couldn¡¯t attend the hearing. Instead, Facebook sent it¡¯s latest prototype, a high-functioning android replacement for the Zuck.
And while the hunk of metal and plastic gave all the answers we expected to receive, the CEO ended up looking a little ¡°artificial in the process.
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s
¡ª Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018
Twitter sells conflict. Instagram sells envy. Facebook sells you.
¡ª walter kirn (@walterkirn) April 9, 2018
tfw you aren't being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee pic.twitter.com/0gbOmDtJq8
¡ª Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) April 10, 2018
When it's your turn to be spiedhttps://t.co/6GeT4FttOh pic.twitter.com/GH4j9vTcEY
¡ª 9GAG (@9GAG) April 11, 2018
If you had an off switch, Senator, would you not keep it secret?#Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/BhJ2dA2Ysj
¡ª Elise Swain (@Eliseswain) April 11, 2018
#Zuckerberg had to bring notes to his hearing to remind him of what good things about Facebook exist. pic.twitter.com/OljzkcAARH
¡ª Ryan Saavedra ?? (@RealSaavedra) April 11, 2018
Mark Zuckerberg in a booster seat looks like he¡¯s about to ask the waitress for chicken fingers and apple juice pic.twitter.com/oGA6RkGE4S
¡ª Jules (@Julian_Epp) April 11, 2018
REAL Photo of Mark Zuckerberg¡¯s testimony to Congress. pic.twitter.com/9K7fXlO3Wl
¡ª Erik Finman (@erikfinman) April 11, 2018
Hello, my fellow human citizens#Zuckerberg #ZuckUnderOath pic.twitter.com/9qwtijp9OH
¡ª Moon River (@StreborEkaj) April 11, 2018
Before people explode my comment sections it's called a meme.
¡ª TOTAL WITCH HUNT - LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET ZUCC'd (@TheRealMrSazonn) April 11, 2018
Learn how to absorb art#CambridgeAnalytics #Qanon #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/s3NEkUHgB3
There is a 100% chance Mark #Zuckerberg is a robot ? pic.twitter.com/vTBal9cENK
¡ª PriE? (@Pranjultweet) April 11, 2018
And lastly, one tweet to aptly describe just how competent the senators on the panel were, and how much they put robo-Zuckerberg to the test.
Almost feel bad for Zuckerberg. There¡¯s no way he left that room full of old people without having to set up their wifi.
¡ª Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 11, 2018