Microsoft Is Ending Internet Explorer, And We Aren't Nostalgic.
Internet Explorer crashed for the second time this week. The news came in the form of a series of emails from the Indiatimes editor to editorial team. The editor wanted nostalgia for Internet Explorer.
7.45 AM: Mail from Indiatimes Editor
Guys,
Microsoft might kill Internet Explorer.
8:00 AM: Mail back to the Indiatimes editor
Cool.
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8.45 AM: Mail from the Indiatimes editor
Do a story¡ Something nostalgic on it?
9.15: Mail to editorial team
Guys,
Are you nostalgic about Internet Explorer? Wait, what the hell did I just write?
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And then an editorial meeting was called. This is what we remember from this morning:
¡°What do you mean, get nostalgic about Internet Explorer?¡±
¡°What¡¯s Internet Explorer?¡±
¡°How can I get nostalgic about something I don¡¯t remember?¡±
Guys, the editor wants nostalgia. We¡¯ll have to make some shit up. Think!
This is what happened next.
9:30: Email to Indiatimes IT Helpdesk
Hi we need Internet Explorer. Right now.
9.45: Email from Indiatimes IT Helpdesk
WHY? Don¡¯t you guys remember when Internet Explorer crashed last time and how you reacted?
At 10.30 AM, we had enough coffee in our system to be ready for Internet Explorer.
We double clicked.
A moment later, one of our employees had a literal breakdown:
Someone who had walked this road before, immediately attempted to download Chrome, because that¡¯s the last thing everyone does on Internet Explorer before forgetting about it.
Eventually, we retired Internet Explorer from our hard drives in the most honorable way possible.
And this is why we apologize to Indiatimes readers - we have literally no words to describe IE.