Time traveler or master troll? Man claims 2025 will be a year of tornadoes, civil war & alien evacuations!
A self-proclaimed time traveler, Elvis Thompson, has set the internet on fire with his bizarre predictions for 2025, including a giant tornado, a second American civil war, an alien evacuation mission, and a monster bigger than a blue whale. While some are amused, others are planning to sue him if he's wrong!

The internet's latest conspiracy theorist, Elvis Thompson, has dropped what he calls ¡®future facts¡¯¡ªand let¡¯s just say, it¡¯s giving doomsday movie meets alien fantasy. The self-proclaimed time traveler took to Instagram on January 1, claiming he has returned from the future (yes, seriously) and knows exactly how 2025 is going to unfold. Buckle up, because according to him, this year is about to be absolute chaos.
April 6: The mega tornado that¡¯ll rewrite weather records
Thompson insists that the world will witness an apocalyptic tornado on April 6, tearing through Oklahoma with wind speeds of 1046 km/h (we had to Google it¡ªthat's faster than a Formula 1 car). If that happens, this tornado would be wider than an entire city, leveling everything in its path. Casual.
May 27: Civil War 2.0 because one wasn¡¯t enough?
According to Thompson, America is about to rip itself apart with a second civil war. He even claims Texas will break away and start its own country (we can already hear Texans cheering and rolling their eyes simultaneously). But wait, it gets wilder¡ªthis war will allegedly trigger a nuclear conflict that will leave the U.S. in ruins. Talk about escalating quickly!
September 1: Enter the aliens, but some are here to kidnap us?
This is where the plot thickens (and gets way too Hollywood). Thompson predicts that an alien named Champion will arrive on September 1 and take 12,000 people to a safer planet. And before you start packing, he warns that not all extraterrestrials have good intentions¡ªsome might come to destroy Earth. BRB, investing in a tin-foil hat.
September 19: Storm watch, but make it terrifying
A massive storm is apparently brewing for the East Coast, and if Thompson is right, it will be one for the history books. Not just any storm¡ªsomething capable of completely reshaping coastlines. So, basically, real estate on the East Coast is about to get very unpredictable.
November 3: The monster of the pacific will rise
Thompson¡¯s final bombshell? The discovery of a sea creature six times larger than a blue whale. Dubbed Serene Crown, this giant is allegedly lurking in the Pacific, just waiting to be found. Someone tell Godzilla to move over!
Internet reacts: Troll? Prophet? Lawsuit incoming?
Thompson¡¯s predictions have racked up over 20 million views, with reactions ranging from panic to pure comedy gold. One skeptical user pointed out that if he really time-traveled, he should¡¯ve grabbed next week¡¯s lottery numbers instead. Another joked about suing him if even one of these wild claims turns out to be false.
While the internet debates whether Thompson is a genius, a lunatic, or just really good at farming engagement, one thing is certain: If 2025 turns out to be this dramatic, we¡¯re all going to need popcorn and therapy.