Delhi Police Just Put Out A Dummy¡¯s Guide To Good Ganja In The Form Of A Helpful Press Release

Did you ever do something really big and exciting, and get so pumped that you gave too many people too many unnecessary details about it?

Yes, that. That is what Delhi Police has just done ¨C on a national, perhaps international scale.

With a press release that answers life-altering questions like ¡®Who is a stoner?¡¯, TMI aka ¡®Too much information¡¯ has just been elevated to a whole new level.

Delhi Police Press Release

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Delhi Police busted what seems to an international drug racket involved in importing Marijuana, Marijuana oil and Wax from the US. This was followed by an extremely detailed press release that basically answers any questions anyone might have about the quality, price and effect of marijuana, cannabis and shatter.

There¡¯s more. The release further has some enlightening information about the types of imported ganja and their names. You might want to hold on to your seat for this one.

Delhi Police Press Release

While the users of Bubba Kush are believed to have contagious laughter, Alien OG users laugh at their own jokes. Now you know what ¡®that friend¡¯ who cracks endless PJs is high on.

Also, steer clear of DAB users, they¡¯re intimidating hot!

Now, let¡¯s talk money. Here¡¯s clearing any doubts anyone might have about what costs how much.

Delhi Police Press Release

Guess you need to be rich to be high. You can read the entire report here.

Now that¡¯s one hell of a press release. Here's hoping actual people wrote it - not drunken rats.