Stop whatever you are doing because the internet has just found its latest obsession, and it is wildly unexpected. John Cena, the invisible wrestling champ and accidental meme king, has just been caught following... wait for it... CBSE HQ on X (formerly Twitter). Yes, the Central Board of Secondary Education. The same board that gives Indian students sleepless nights before board exams.
Now here¡¯s the real kicker, John Cena follows absolutely no one on Instagram. Nada. Zilch. Zero. Yet on X, the same man has hit the follow button on over 1 million accounts. Somewhere in that jungle of blue ticks and celeb handles, CBSE HQ has made the cut. And Indian fans? They are flipping out in the most hilarious way possible.
The discovery was originally spotted on Reddit by a user who posted: ¡°Why does John Cena follow CBSE HQ on Twitter? Bro¡¯s omnipresent.¡± That one sentence cracked open a Pandora¡¯s box of memes, conspiracy theories, and fan-fiction level speculation.
One user chimed in with what is perhaps the most relatable line for every student waiting on their results: ¡°You cannot see John Cena and you cannot see the results either.¡± Another guessed that Cena might just be following everyone, which would explain how your ex, your dog¡¯s vet, and now CBSE all made the cut.
Some took it further, joking that maybe John Cena had been hired by ¡°some rich brats¡± to threaten CBSE over delayed results. Others are now convinced this is part of Cena¡¯s mysterious retirement tour. ¡°The last real champ following CBSE? Something¡¯s fishy. Maybe CBSE is retiring too,¡± one post read.
In reality, the explanation might be less dramatic, Cena has long been known for following random fans, influencers, and verified accounts on X as part of his brand of digital goodwill. But that has not stopped Desi netizens from spiralling into full-blown meme mode.
Meanwhile, CBSE is expected to announce the Class 10 and 12 board exam results soon, adding to the chaos. And now that John Cena is involved, one can only wonder, will the results finally drop? Or will they stay invisible, just like Cena himself?