These Indian Menus Are So Funny You Will Choke On Your Food
Who are we kidding? English might be one of our official languages - but it certainly is not our first language. It is not surprising then when Indians mess up the names of foods on their menus and signs. While some are hilarious misspellings, others leave us astounded as to what in the world could that food item really be! Here are the 20 funniest ones we came across.
1. If you're gonna have some fast food, have it fast and bugger off!
2. Do something toofani today. Order nodules in your soup now. Gross out later.
3. Polish off the nodule soup with some ice-cream with leeches. A gourmet affair, truly.
4. One plate magic mushrooms for me please? With some hash brownies on the side.
5. I would be suspicious of the chicken. Very suspicious.
6. Some vermicelli payasam without the dried fruits please.
Why?
No raison.
7. You haven't tried anything exotic till you have tried Tibetan moms.
8. Intelligence is so overrated. We prefer dumb biryanis, ourselves.
9. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in South India, shout out your orders - "Dhousa! Dhousa! Dhousa!"
10. Be honest, a spanking refreshes you every time, doesn't it? You, naughty, you.
11. My my! Someone was in a foul mood when they made the menu.
12. First you hard and shaver, and then you sweep corn it. That's the way Indians love their Chinese.
13. So, are they selling bottled tears or alcohol? I am confused.
14. Next item on the menu - Adidosa!
15. So, a meeting place for evil magicians from the Caribbean?
16. Indian food is not exciting? My foot! It is so much cooler than Chine's.
17. Is that shop running an X-rated video store in the back? I wonder...
18. What can I interest you in today, sir? Some chicken pups? Something that has been bred omplate? I do not know what I am talking about, sir. I should probably go get boiled for 30 rupees.
19. Eat up, eat up! The launch time has been set at noon.
20. You are what you eat - and drink. So, one large alcoholic for me please - on the rocks.
