Funny Tweets About Desi Dads That Basically Sum Up Every Indian Kid's Life
Fathers are simply the best: theyre can be you biggest fans worst critics and your best friends. Indian dads have their own special ways of explaining the mysteries of life. Every Indian kid has heard some of these at least once growing up.
Fathers are simply the best: they're can be you biggest fans, worst critics... and your best friends. Any desi kid can vouch for the fact that Indian dads have their own special ways of explaining the mysteries of life. 'Light bandh kardo, electricity ka bill kya tu bharega?' 'Yeh kaise chala rahe ho gaadi?' 'Kya matlab tumhe engineering nahi karni?' Every Indian kid has heard some of these at least once growing up.
They'll question what you're doing now, and once you've done it they'll pat you on the back and say 'yahi toh bola tha maine!' It's become one of things that we now find so endearing... and there's so much we couldn't have done in life if it wasn't for our fathers' constant needling.
And in the true spirit of celebrating everything desi dad do and say, here are some funny tweets that'll have you roaring with laughter.
1. Every time the conversation turns to beer in front of dad, this happens...
Asked dad if he wanted a beer. He stared at me like I was high or something...then slowly nodded his head. #IndianFather
¡ª Vithal Narula (Vit) (@VithalNarula) June 4, 2013
2. "You can be anything, beta. Anything I want..."
#Son : Dad, I want to be an #actor#IndianFather : Beta, it is pronounced as #Doctor #CareerChoice #Dreams
¡ª ? (@chaturkauwa) October 11, 2017
3. Life can wait. Dad can't.
Dad casually asked me to rake the lawn, front and back. WHILE I HAD FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE. #IndianFather
¡ª ? Quavo La Flame ? (@Edmonjo) July 25, 2012
4. From strict Indian dad to #Wingman.
Based on true stories
¡ª SpaceBoy (@I_antriksh) April 18, 2018
?????#Papa#Indian#Father pic.twitter.com/pqB2pKh4jI
5. #DesiDadLogic
Facebook is stealing users¡¯ data, I¡¯m so ashamed now Mark Zuckerberg knows my son works at student and daughter as Papa¡¯s angel.
¡ª TheIndianFather (@TheIndianFather) March 27, 2018
6. "Lo mummy se baat karo."
"Kaise ho?"
¡ª amrtsh (@floydimus) February 15, 2017
"Tabiyat theek hai?"
"Lo mummy se baat karo"
If my life were a movie, my Dad has only 3 dialogues.
7. Indian dads can beat time itself.
Going to the airport:
¡ª Desi Problems (@desiproblem) April 18, 2019
If they require travelers to be there two hours early, desi dads will drag you there at least five hours early #desiproblems
8. When my father got offended over the 'sex' in 'sexist.'
One time my dad said something sexist so I told him that¡¯s he¡¯s being a sexist and he was so offended. Not at the fact that being called a sexist is insulting, but because it had the word ¡°sex¡± in it. #browndads #desilife
¡ª Farrah Ahmed (@ffwoww) January 13, 2019
9. Brrr...
Horror movies don't scare me.
¡ª lolDesi.com (@lol_Desi) April 1, 2013
5 missed calls from Dad scares me.
#lolDesi #desiLife
10. Conversations that never seem to end.
Conversations w my #IndianDad.
¡ª Roshni Goyate (@roshnigoyate) October 12, 2016
Dad: I listened to your lecture you recorded.
Me: It's called a 'podcast' dad.
Dad: Oh, sorry, 'vodka'.
11. We've kinda started to think like our fathers now...
Indian dad advice .... #meme #indianDad pic.twitter.com/4T32vNi0Rd
¡ª Ryan John (@RyanObeats) April 17, 2015
Tanya Sirohi is the Trending section lead at Indiatimes. She likes to write on a range of topics including viral stories, UFO sightings and exploring life on Mars.
