Here's Why Wednesdays And Thursdays Are The Worst Days Of The Week, Not Mondays!
Society has been dissing and snubbing Mondays like it's Voldemort. For generations, Mondays have been looked down upon, dreaded, cursed, ignored and denounced in public.
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But right here, just here we will prove how Monday isn't the worst day of the week, in fact, Wednesday and Thursday are.
According to our happiness levels based on these days of week, the amount of fun we have and the fun we look forward to, the real weekdays rating is -
Saturday > Friday > Sunday > Thursday > Wednesday > Monday > Tuesday.
For obvious reasons, Saturday is the best day of the week because it's a holiday and the next day too is a holiday, followed by Friday because it's preceded by two holidays. And the near close is Sunday because it's Sunday and it has always been pretty precious.
As if I needed another reason to hate Tuesdays. Apparently I have a 100% chance of getting stung by a bee on Tuesdays. #WorstDayOfTheWeek
¡ª Z.B. Crawford (@ZBCrawford) June 28, 2017
But everyone has been thinking that Mondays are the worst, but they aren't, really! Mondays don't pretend to be anything other than Mondays and they are as sleazy as you'd expect them to be.
They're closer to the weekend and you can actually spend half your day reminiscing about how awesome your weekend was.
But have you ever thought how mean Wednesday and Thursday are?
1. Wednesday is the real bitch. It's equally close to the weekend as it is far to it.
I'm convinced Wednesday's suck more than Monday's lol.
¡ª Tracy (@Tracyguzman_) April 26, 2017
2. You're just in the middle of the shithole and it's like you've just reached here and will take the same time to get out of it.
Firm believer that Wednesday's suck wayyyyyyy more than Monday's
¡ª Shannon Baczek (@shannonbaczek) October 5, 2016
3. The work, meetings and responsibilities are at their all time high and the fun is at its all time low.
Tuesday's just suck more than Monday's. But Wednesday's know what's up. I hope.
¡ª ggGetJinxed (@TheFireGodaiFS) May 21, 2014
4. Ladies night on Wednesdays are a gimmick. They give you shitty drinks for free that nobody will ever drink.
Great...Cant find my wallet...Thought things like this only happen on Monday #wednesdaysucks
¡ª Gary (@picnado1688) December 14, 2016
5. As for Thursdays, well they're a bigger bitch than Wednesdays.
I'm in the 4th week of a Monday to Friday job and I'll argue that Thursday's suck way more than Mondays.
¡ª LETHAL 2K18 (@TheJamesLethal) August 18, 2016
6. Thursdays come with unnecessary pre-weekend jitters but you have the office the next day.
Just realized it wasn't Friday and got really sad. #Thursdaysucks
¡ª William Dolittle (@akawilldo) February 3, 2017
7. They appear closer to the weekend than Monday does, but in reality that ain't true.
Today calls for three shots of espresso. #thursdaysucks
¡ª Matt Liasse (@MattLiasse) July 20, 2017
8. Most Thursdays look like *Up to Flat 50% but they are just 10% off for a purchase of 10,000. ( Like are you kidding me?)
So the next time you see someone bitching about Monday like they do, just slap a Wednesday on them. At least Monday is real, unlike Thur or Wed, it doesn't lie.
Get a life Wednesday/ Thursday! Seriously!
