Swedish Police Advises Car Sex Enthusiasts - Keep Your Handbrakes On!
Swedish police knows that people will be getting it on the car - they might as well be safe doing it, and have advised people to keep the handbrake on.
Safe sex is a condom, and safe car sex is...the handbrake?
Swedish police knows that people will be getting it on the car - they might as well be safe doing it.
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Assuming you¡¯ve packed protection, lube, chocolate, and handcuffs or whatever it is you¡¯re into - Swedish police have another piece of advice - don¡¯t forget to put the handbrake on.
Car Experts Are Worried That People Will Have Sex In Self-Driving Cars
The warning came after one passionate pair¡¯s van crashed after rolling down a hill. To hammer home the point, officers in Stockholm¡¯s Sodermalm district published pictures of the silver minivan at the bottom of a steep hill.
P? Tantoberget gl?mdes handbromsen av d? parets lust till varandra blev f?r stor. S?kerheten fr?mst. P? alla plan. pic.twitter.com/L2565WBeuI
¡ª YB S?dermalm (@YB_Sodermalm) May 31, 2016
¡°On Tanto Mount, the handbrake was left off when the couple¡¯s desire for each other got too much. Safety first. On all levels,¡± the police wrote on Twitter.
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