Get A Job Dog! Man Asks People To Insult Their Pets Online With Some Adorably Hilarious Results
Drew Magary called all dog parents to ruthlessly insult their pets online. The results are adorably hilarious and you cant miss them. The activity was done in pure jest.
Before you drop your jaw in shock, know that this activity was done in pure jest. As much as well love our furry little helpless friends, there are moments they annoy us. They're our children and it's okay if as the parent you get cheesed off sometimes. You're allowed that moment.
And, so, it makes total sense that a man name Drew Magary did something like this. He called all dog parents to 'ruthlessly insult' their pets online because it's not like they're "gonna be able to read that shit."
Too many people are nice to their dogs online. The dog's never gonna be able to read that shit. I say you use the Internet to ruthlessly insult your dog behind its back
¡ª Drew Magary (@drewmagary) September 14, 2018
Look at this lazy sack of shit. GET A JOB, DOG pic.twitter.com/CDa6zxx8Fb
¡ª Drew Magary (@drewmagary) September 14, 2018
And boy did people have a 'woof-erful' time. The results are adorably hilarious and you can't miss them:
#1
This idiot thinks the wild mice living in our house are pets and watches them wander about. She was hysterical when we used mouse traps and kept springing them. We had to hide the traps where she couldn't find them. And she's supposed to be a dangerous, fighting breed ? pic.twitter.com/Zxsgx8pZ3P
¡ª ?Obstreperous?Emmy? (@EmmyMaher) September 15, 2018
#2
When my car was stolen OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY: silence
¡ª Kim Hoy (@kimahoy) September 14, 2018
When there¡¯s a chance there is a lizard out front: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK pic.twitter.com/Zse7OVNsrs
#3
This idiot sits in the shower all day with her stupid laser eyes pic.twitter.com/9taZqVImHt
¡ª Erik Newhouse (@enewhouse77) September 14, 2018
#4
This freeloader always has the munchies. pic.twitter.com/IU0KG4sNgk
¡ª Leigha (@leigha_19) September 14, 2018
#5
My dog is a 100 lbs rescue, how lucky I am that he chooses to sit on the back of my $2500 couch and ruin it so he can bark at children daring to use the street pic.twitter.com/Y9p9SfIcmq
¡ª Tittle (@JATittle) September 14, 2018
#6
Look at that underbite and teeth. My god invest in a set of braces dog. pic.twitter.com/OlQAXgHY9j
¡ª Craig Stephenson (@NorskVike) September 14, 2018
#7
Look at him trying to order with no money. What does he think this is? Some sort of date. #Sonic pic.twitter.com/6VVsQ2PrHs
¡ª Dacoby (@dacoby6996) September 15, 2018
#8
LOL! Too late. I think he was in a food coma. pic.twitter.com/KuQVp3f7p5
¡ª Dacoby (@dacoby6996) September 15, 2018
#9
this FREAK ate most of his baby teeth pic.twitter.com/3OrsGgO90C
¡ª Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) September 14, 2018
Tanya Sirohi is the Trending section lead at Indiatimes. She likes to write on a range of topics including viral stories, UFO sightings and exploring life on Mars.
