11 Hilarious Quotes Of Rakhi Sawant That Prove She Might Be Scoring The Best Hash In The Country
Like Aamir Khan says in 3 Idiots, ¡°Sab jagah gyaan bant raha hai, jahan se jitna mann kare, le lo.¡± Why not to learn a few things about life and how to live it from the legend (read: vulgar and cheap) Rakhi Sawant Ji?
How many of you have achieved or tried the things you actually wanted to do in life ¨C be it your career hobby or anything? Can you remain honest at all times even if that means getting lots of hatred? Rakhi Sawant is living life on her own terms and is the happiest in the industry.
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Be it her consistency in coming out with curiously garnish outfits or be it her outrageously funny quotes, this living legend doesn¡¯t need backing in the industry, which reeks of nepotism. Rakhi Sawant is indeed a walking guide of valuable life hacks that we all need to learn from. How can people hate her, seriously?
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She has done it all ¨C contested elections, danced in item songs, acted in films, kissed a singer in public, conducted a Swayamwar and postponed her marriage for an indefinite period of time, she is her own hero.
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But how can somebody give zero fucks to everything despite so much negativity? Her thoughts and statements are the kind of stuff stoners talk about. I mean, they are the most creative fu**ers out there, aren¡¯t they? Don¡¯t underestimate the queen of controversies Rakhi Sawant; whenever she opens her mouth, she throws statements like bouncers. She almost instantly she lands up in news. But does she make sense? Never and not at all! She makes us insane and bursts us into laughter whenever she opens her mouth.
Here's your daily dose of laughter!
?¡°Producers, mera bum to dekh lo ek baar. Fir pata chalega ki mujhme kitna dum hai.¡±
¡°Suno ek aur ek good news hai mere pass aaj ¨C Rakhi Sawant bahut jaldi porn star banne jaane wali hai. I want to become a pornstar.¡±
¡°I loved Salman¡¯s episode and even I am also a virgin. My father has always told me to do anything in life but not sex. I¡¯ll have sex with my partner once I get marry.¡±
¡°I challenge Swami Ramdev to come to the Bigg Boss house with me. Maneka bann ke main unki tapasya bhang kar doongi. I¡¯m sure he will lose his virginity when he comes face-to-face with my adaayein.¡±
¡°I have spent too much money on my cleavage,? toh dikhaungi na yaar? Kha maa kasam tujhe nahi dekhna.¡±
¡°Jinka naam google mein nahi hota main unke baare mein baat nahi kerti.¡±
¡°Hum Sunny Leone ko kapde pehna rahe hain¡ paise de ker kapde pehna rahe hain¡ Isse kehte hain India.¡±
¡°Bas ek baar shaadi ki maala unpe daal doon, unki aankh fadakna bhi band ho jayegi.¡±
¡°Aaj ke baad mai news reader bann jaungi¡ saare politicians ki band bajaungi¡ aur Arnab Goswami meri jagah item number karenge.¡±
¡°Mai Rakhi Sawant aayi hun Leela ko geela kerne¡ Sunny Leone, you get lost from my India, ok?¡±
¡°Haan main bhelpuri hu or Sunny Leone pasta hai¡ pasta bahar se aata hai¡ artificial hota hai¡ pasta khane se pet kharab ho jata hai¡ mote ho jate hain¡ kitni bimaari ho jati hai¡ and bhel puri? So tasty, so teekhi, so chatpati.¡±
If you ever get bored, just open her Instagram profile and watch her videos. Her profile can keep depression at bay!
