For those like me who're always fretting over calories, this is a Godsend. I can take hogging to an all-new level; without the guilt-trips that eat me alive after I gorge on the oiliest and greasiest?of mush. Yes, I CAN!
Behold the AbsorbPlate. The answer to our endless debating over 'healthy vs junk'. The solution to our stomach's grumbling accusations.?
A huge round of applause for BBDO Bangkok and That Health Promotion foundation for this magical plate that literally sucks all the calories from your food and still leaves the yummy on your dish.
As Elite Daily reports, the inspiration comes from a sponge. The plate consists of 500 pores that can suck?up to 7ml of oil - that's nearly 30 calories. It's not bad if you can't control that salivating tongue that goes into a frenzy every time you lay your eyes on pepperoni pizza.
The plate's not on sale yet, but let's hope they roll it out soon. I don't know how much longer I can put up with...with...what you call it?
Oh yes, exercise.?