As Jokes On Rising Fuel Prices Break The Internet, Ali Fazal & Vishal Dadlani Join The Bandwagon
Petrol and Diesel prices are all time high in the nation. Actor Ali Fazal recently posted a chicken joke on Twitter. Vishal Dadlani also commented on the situation writing: Q: Petrol crosses Rs90 per litre Dollar at 7288 rupees.
¡°Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan mein bikega¡±
Remember the dialogue from 3 Idiots? Some people can see that coming true for petrol instead.
New petrol pouch pic.twitter.com/Grf9cKIKC4
¡ª Sanket Jadhav (@sanketj98765) September 9, 2018
Looks like it¡¯s time to bid goodbye to affordable fuel. The prices of petrol and Diesel are skyrocketing in the nation. So much so, that they are all time high in the nation.
Petrol at Rs 81.00/litre (increase by Rs 0.13/litre) and diesel at Rs 73.08/litre (increase by Rs 0.11/litre) in Delhi. Petrol at Rs 88.39/litre (increase by Rs 0.13/litre) and diesel at Rs 77.58/litre (increase by Rs 0.11/litre) in Mumbai. pic.twitter.com/hbCt2l0IJ7
¡ª ANI (@ANI) September 13, 2018
Taking a dig at the rising fuel prices, actor Ali Fazal recently posted a chicken joke on Twitter.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
¡ª Ali Fazal M (@alifazal9) September 12, 2018
No U-turn . Fuel prices. Had to abandon car.
Vishal Dadlani also commented on the situation writing:
Q.: Petrol crosses Rs.90 per litre. Dollar at 72.88 rupees.
¡ª VISHAL DADLANI (@VishalDadlani) September 12, 2018
Standard Answer: "Border pe jawaan ladh rahe hain, aur aap log itna bhi nahin jhel sakte?"
Waiting for them to come up with new excuses/distractions. Watch the replies. https://t.co/i9TE3EW04K
Looks like jokes on rising petrol prices are breaking the internet.
New iPhones India price:
¡ª Sapan Verma (@sapanv) September 12, 2018
- iPhone Xs: 1135 litres petrol
- iPhone Xs Max: 1248 litres petrol
Petrol Price was ?68.33 / Ltr on 16th May, 2011.
¡ª Neeraj (@Neeraj_2018) September 13, 2018
Today it is ?88.48 / Ltr ?? https://t.co/CY44nttKWb
If you love someone, let them go.
¡ª nibedita sen (@nibeditaspeaks) September 12, 2018
Petrol hits ?88/litre, how far will they go?
Sardar jokes are now outdated -- read some petrol jokes
¡ª DBG (@DBG747) September 13, 2018
New Greetings:
¡°May your happiness increase like Petrol Price¡±
¡°May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee¡±
Ffffssssss, it's 2018, make petrol jokes, not kidney and iPhone jokes.
¡ª Vijay (@Grie7mann) September 13, 2018
Also Read: Why Petrol And Diesel Prices Are Rising Daily And Why Govt Is Unable To Control It
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