17 Of The Most Irritating Things Annoying Co-workers Do
Aah. Coworkers. They can be lifesavers, confidants, the best of friends and also terribly annoying human beings if it comes down to that. If there is one thing that unites us all it is our shared loathing for annoying coworkers who, let's be honest, can make a regular, harmless workday a living nightmare. Whether it's chomping on chips with reckless abandon or talking super loud on the phone so you're painfully updated on their life's inner workings, or just the plain ol' body slam everytime you guys meet, all of us have at least once come face to face with annoying coworker behaviour.
How many of these have you faced?
1. Possibly the worst thing to COOK in the office microwave. Thanks.
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo cook fish in the microwave
¡ª ?? Stardust ?? (@stardust1006) March 29, 2017
2. Every single one of us knows THIS person.
I¡¯m in a Cold War with some stranger in my office bathroom over who can sit longest in a stall waiting for the other person to leave so they can finally shit. I loathe her, but dammit I respect her.
¡ª maggie mull (@infinitesimull) October 12, 2018
3. Oh, the torture.
Hell is having to be around a coworker who has the opposite sense of humor as you while he shows you shitty memes for 5 hours. I am in hell
¡ª Cameron (@Cameron_H93) January 26, 2019
4. There should be a special soundproof room where you can lock these people up
Slurp their coffee, going "ahhhhh" after EVERY GOD DAMN SIP #ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo
¡ª Darth "Overly Optimistic To The Insane"Grouch (@DarthAlexander9) March 29, 2017
5. Why? Whyyyy?
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo come to your desk to ask you if you got the email that they sent you pic.twitter.com/kCTP8ZE2is
¡ª ? J A S M i N E ? ?? (@Meanass_Jazz) March 30, 2017
6. This one will grind your gears.
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo Speak so loudly and don't have any idea what an indoor voice is.
¡ª ?Elizabeth? (@Elizabeth_Whyte) March 30, 2017
7. There's a special kind of Hell for these people.
I have a coworker who might not understand how email works because every time he sends me one he immediately gets up, walks the 15 yards from his office to mine, and says "I sent you an email." Then he tells me what the email he sent me says.
¡ª Melissa Mann (@PhantomRat) January 29, 2019
8. Like, how does this even work?
Always trying to be the boss of you when both have the same position and do the same work ??#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo
¡ª TAEMIN IS ART ????? || Ekua???? (@QueenOfJade) March 30, 2017
9. No greater Hell.
There is no greater hell in this world than when a coworker recognizes your shoes under the bathroom stall & strikes up a conversation.
¡ª Dan Aaron King (@DanAaronKing) January 23, 2019
10. If only there was an app to block annoying co-workers.
You can¡¯t swipe left on a coworker¡¯s face no matter how annoying they are.
¡ª Jurisdoc (@jurisdoc741) January 27, 2019
11. Save me. Saveee meeeee....
Worst coworker is "Let me tell you about my weekend on Monday morning" coworker
¡ª Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) November 18, 2013
12. Dead :|
Keep asking stupid ass questions in a meeting when my fucking FOOD order is downstairs!#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo
¡ª JD Hart (@ohwowjd) March 30, 2017
13. Never EVER "Reply all."
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo
¡ª KnowAhead (@synergyPillar) March 30, 2017
Hit reply all to emails which require only direct reply!!!
14. Hey, do you mind?
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo get too close when talking to you pic.twitter.com/WJ1FKjDHmE
¡ª slxmwu.lso (@Slxmwu_lso) March 29, 2017
15. Scratch that. This type is the worst.
Wear so much perfume/cologne that your eyes water, your nose burns, and there's no window to open for fresh air. #ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo
¡ª Darth "Overly Optimistic To The Insane"Grouch (@DarthAlexander9) March 29, 2017
16. I know someone who thinks EXACTLY this. Some serious chill needed.
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo Read your social media updates and think it is about them. I mean I can have vague private public thoughts, no?
¡ª Mikel Calderon (9/52) ? (@mikelcal) March 29, 2017
17. Urgh.
#ThingsAnnoyingCoworkersDo chew with mouth open !!!! pic.twitter.com/l14GIPOz5f
¡ª Jason And Candice (@crazyfarm2015) March 30, 2017