Woman's Exaggeration Of 'Sanitizing' Her Hubby Who Went Outside, Will Leave You In Splits!
Remember the story about the woman who gave her entire grocery shopping, including vegetables, a bubble bath? Or the woman who tried to sanitise her bank notes in the microwave and ended up burning them all? Well, the paranoia around wanting to stay clean and keeping everything sanitised due to the spread of the coronavirus, is ruling everyone's life right now, and some people are going the extra mile to ensure their safety.
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However, you cannot deny the fact that it does sound a bit bizarre because we never had to worry about it at this level before. This woman who goes by the username @Sonia177sweet took to Twitter to share a hilarious joke about how she decided to 'sanitise' her husband when returned from outside.
My hubby came from outside, I made him shower with dettol water and vinegar. I asked him to gargle with sterlized mouth wash and sprinkle cologne all over him. Is that enough or shall I boil him?#QuarantineActivities
¡ª Sugar Cup?? (@Sonia177sweet) March 31, 2020
It comes off as no surprise that people have resorted to joking about sanitising themselves, since everywhere you go on the internet, that is what they are talking about. However, it also makes perfect sense to use humour to address this situation since all of us are cooped up at home and need a good laugh every once in a while.
No points for guessing, Netizens joined in on the fun with Sonia soon enough, and started giving her 'advice' on her the different ways she could choose to sanitise her husband. If you are looking to laugh your ass off, have a look at the responses yourself!
Marinate him in Candid powder and keep in freezer for 2 hours
¡ª L ¦« L I T (@justlalit) March 31, 2020
Try this ??? pic.twitter.com/I0GIh5qlmM
¡ª Misschief? (@HarelyQuinn24) March 31, 2020
Ek kaam Karo thoda bhun hi lo ?
¡ª Desire (@ImsomethingnU) March 31, 2020
Keep in in a vat of alcohol for an hour. That should properly fix any virus trying to sneak in with him ?
¡ª Prosenjit Datta (@ProsaicView) April 1, 2020
Saute him on low flame
¡ª Jiten Gajaria (@jitengajaria) April 1, 2020
100 degree boiling for 5 min. Then cooling down. It will help to kill virus.
¡ª dr abhinav gupta (@abhibest83) March 31, 2020
Boil him
¡ª Vinay Dwivedi (@VinayDw86398158) April 1, 2020
Turant
Did you chant..
¡ª Shampa.... stay home.... stay safe. (@ShampaDey13) April 1, 2020
Go Corona, Corona go......
Before letting him enter??
Boil him ... With some turmeric & ginger.... & add curry leaves too if U want ??
¡ª Veena D (@The_veenaD) March 31, 2020
after marination , shallow fry first and then put him in oven for slow roast for at least 6 hours !!!
¡ª Free-Spirit (@murthybs) April 1, 2020
Next time, use Harpic and a toilet brush.
¡ª Vishnugupt ????? (@vishnuguptuvach) March 31, 2020
It will be a permanent solution. Either he will never go out again, or if he does, he'll never come back again.
Problem solved !!
Do you know of any other bizarre ways people are sanitising themselves? Let us know in the comments!
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