My Funny Quarantine Life: 23 Jokes To Bust Those Lockdown Blues
So, while the whole world is under a state of lockdown, people have found different ways to entertain themselves and, of course, making jokes about their situation is one way to go.
Humour has always been very helpful to relieve stress and during a time like this, it definitely is the need of the hour for those who are stuck at home with nothing to do. We surfed around on the internet and found the best jokes for everyone to have a laugh or two.
From people joking about their dogs interrupting their work meetings to people giving themselves bad haircuts, these jokes cover every single thing that has been on your mind while being placed under lockdown.
1. It's true! Dogs do have a sixth sense.
*Unmutes mic to talk in Teams meeting*
¡ª Athena ??? (@_Elantris_) March 17, 2020
My dogs: Ah yes, this is the ideal time to start barking.
2. Everyone is looking forward to it.
First time meeting the homies after quarantine pic.twitter.com/xpz5rkZpEL
¡ª mansour (@kingsandthem) April 2, 2020
3. Who else hates these Zoom meetings?
Me: Omg I hate quarantine I miss my friends
¡ª Cole ?? (@SeaOhEllEee) April 7, 2020
Teachers: Hey guys, let's have a zoom meeting next week!
Also me: pic.twitter.com/4cgmrqBQDB
4. Well, it's kinda true.
Not to brag, but what a time to be childless. pic.twitter.com/3lgQKau3b6
¡ª The Prayer Ciara Prayed (@WhatsUrIG) April 2, 2020
5. The BEST one.
You done with that ventilator?
¡ª the doubtful guest (@jessamynit) March 29, 2020
6. Never thought Pac-Man will become our reality.
Grocery shopping is like a first-person version of Pac-Man now. Go down an isle only when it's safe to keep your distance. You might need to turn around or go in a circle a few times, but eventually, you will get to all the items you need to win the game. pic.twitter.com/DXsE4lvT6B
¡ª Cristian Radu (@behindrootshell) April 7, 2020
7. Well, it is a stressful time.
Quarantine life.. pic.twitter.com/w386RbJ3i5
¡ª LaBanshy (@LaBanshy) April 8, 2020
8. Remember all those school trips we used to get excited about? This is like that, just more scary.
Me night before they say we can go outside... #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/A5YziFBq5o
¡ª btweets (@_btweets__) April 8, 2020
9. Wait, this is supposed to be different?
I don't see any difference ? #confinement #QuarantineLife #programminglife pic.twitter.com/lXovlcqnwi
¡ª Vladimir Ilievski (@VladOsaurus) April 8, 2020
10. Doggos do not know how to practice social-distancing. Send them to pupper-prison.
When your caught sneaking out and breaking social distancing guidelines. #SocialDistancing #QuarantineLife #slowwalk pic.twitter.com/T4pdNnaKKK
¡ª Charlie and Bodie (@charlieandbodie) April 8, 2020
11. It's like living in one of those apocalypse movies.
#QuarantineLife , day 34.
¡ª Bru ?? (@SlaveforRob) April 8, 2020
Go out to pick up some food like pic.twitter.com/N4i120VMxM
12. Not too bad actually. Thanks, you?
"How are you actually enjoying this quarantine shit?"
¡ª GenaseaNotHennessy (@Genasea) April 7, 2020
Me a Veteran Introvert: pic.twitter.com/CDE9XHM891
13. Well it is, isn't it?
Husband just told me, ¡°watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort¡¯s return,¡± and damn if that isn¡¯t the best take I¡¯ve heard this month
¡ª Hannah Lebovits (@HannahLebovits) April 6, 2020
14. This is apt.
Introverts Vs extroverts during quarantine ? pic.twitter.com/OLo7MKWFCC
¡ª ??????? (@MunaNawabit1) April 1, 2020
15. Can't wait!
Introverts once the quarantine is over: pic.twitter.com/jhWL2SRKb8
¡ª ???? ?? ????? ?? ???? (@ihebaelshich) April 3, 2020
16. We all do.
Anyone else regret not buying enough good quarantine snacks? #introvert #selfisolating pic.twitter.com/9CS48vWBKM
¡ª Michaela Chung (@MichaelaChung1) April 1, 2020
17. Yes, it's me. I am that one friend.
We all have that one friend who is an introvert that is complaining about being stuck at home. But u know wants lockdown is over u will invite them to do something and they will still say no and sit at home ?
¡ª my_quarantine_thoughts (@myquarantineth1) April 8, 2020
18. How do you do this, bro?
Extrovert to introverts after living in quarantine: pic.twitter.com/UAGmvyHlKT
¡ª Shaun Murphy (@Sarcastic_5oul) April 2, 2020
19. Who knew it was broken all this time?
Quarantine day 15:
¡ª Funny Introvert (@NotTokenBlack) April 5, 2020
I Fixed the coffee maker pic.twitter.com/BEMCwkIoko
20. Please do not try this at home.
Me emerging from quarantine after giving myself haircuts during the lockdown pic.twitter.com/S9G7aia6WQ
¡ª NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) April 5, 2020
21. What happened, bro?
When you go get your first haircut after quarantine and you realize that your barber lost his touch pic.twitter.com/toPehHrGLH
¡ª CEO of Horny (@pimpjuice_k) April 1, 2020
22. Keep your doors locked in case your neighbour is having similar thoughts.
Quarantine, Day 25:
¡ª Nico COVID Haircut XW (@Nicoxw1) April 7, 2020
I need to buy groceries, but I don't want to. I'm seriously contemplating eating my neighbor. He sucks anyway.
23. Dad jokes have no 'filter'.
Dad jokes: Self-quarantine Edition. #stopthespread @Neat_Dad pic.twitter.com/TKZDBGw9BD
¡ª BEE BALD? (@Beebald) March 31, 2020
Do you have any quarantine jokes? Share with us in the comments!
