Giant 6ft, 6 Inch Wooden Penis That Stood Tall On A Mountain In Germany For 4 Years Goes Missing

After the metal monolith that turned up in Utah, went missing, turned up in Romania and went missing again, it seems the giant penises of the world are under attack.

What's crystal, is 2020's last ditch effort to scare humanity out of its wits before the year finally comes to an end.

At first everyone called the disappearance of the monolith the work of aliens or good ol' hoaxers. That was until some men were seen dismantling it and carrying it off on a wheelbarrow. Can such an ending be expected in the case of the missing mountain dick?

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More recently, a giant 6-foot-6-inch wooden penis sculpture¡ªfondly called 'the Holzpenis' and one that graced the 5,702-foot high Gr¨¹nten mountain in Bavaria, Germany¡ªhas gone missing. What's left behind now, as Mashable puts it, is a 'stump and some sawdust' (and a few hopefuls with unused space on their cameras).

Even its appearance is shrouded in mystery. Some claim the 200kg wooden dick rose to the occasion on a man's birthday. It was meant to be a prank but his family didn't quite approve it seems. No one knows who the artist is or who gave the mountain a weener.

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Apparently, Germany's monster dick, quite the attraction until its disappearance and one even called a 'cultural monument,' had mysteriously appeared four years ago. Between then and now, many stood in its towering presence for a photo or two.

According to The Guardian, it even had a 'tangy' beer named after it. Over the years, it even stood as a silent spectator when being knocked down and propped back up again.

So given its relationship with the thousands who flocked to it on a regular, it was only natural an investigation be launched.

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